Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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