would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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