is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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