Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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