but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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