she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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