Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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