they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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