Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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