You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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