id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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