I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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