My room smells like vodka and shame
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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