As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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