thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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