she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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