it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Randomize
