About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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