She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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