I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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