I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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