Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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