I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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