Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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