i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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