ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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