so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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