my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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