talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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