There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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