Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
