is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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