I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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