She announced her abortion via fbk
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
