is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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