My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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