She is in my trunk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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