Can Purell be used as lube?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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