I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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