you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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