so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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