im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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