also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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