do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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