puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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