She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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