I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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