school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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