I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
