K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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