I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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