Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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